Netflix and Business Expenses

I’ve been looking at that banner for a couple weeks now and decided to re-activate my account finally. I used to have the 3 at a time with unlimited rentals per month plan, but got a bit busy and decided to end it since you can whenever you want. Then today I decided I would start it back up and get the 2 at a time plan because it was a bit cheaper per month. They send them out so fast anyways that I don’t really need to have 3 movies at a time. 2 at a time is plenty for me. That means I will probably get about 10-12 movies a month since I usually watch movies instead of TV. So basically I get rentals delivered to my door for $1 each. Some of you fanatics probably get 30 a month for all I know.

Then I was thinking about blogging. I have Entertainment blogs. My Celeb Blog and my Entertainment blog require me to watch movies do they not? Netflix is a tax write off, dude. I HAVE to watch movies and write about them on my blogs. I make money on my blogs, therefore Netflix is a business expense. Pretty good deal I think and a pretty smart idea for me to have something to write about on most days. People love movies and I like to watch them. Everyone wins.

Four Steps to Profit!

Ladies and gentlemen I have the ultimate in money making ideas for you today. I am going to share with you the steps to become the richest man or woman in the world. Yes I have the secret formula to any business plan that you must follow. Let’s take just a simple example and let you see how simple it really is.

1. Get Website
2. ???
3. ???
4. Profit!

See how easy that is? It is the greatest business plan of all time.

This is just something funny I see online quite a bit. People talk about whatever and someone busts out with the “4 Steps to Profit!”. I think I laugh almost every time I see it. As long as it isn’t overused it is a great for the postwhore to get an extra post in.

Convert to My Religion!

OK…I have given Atheists a bit of a hard time for their stereotypical behavior online, but I suppose I should give equal airtime to the religious fanatics out there as well. Though not as bad as other groups typically there are some real idiots that like to push their beliefs on others online.

Typically you just see those that are of a certain religion to be very laid back and respectful of others, but there are those that are just as nuts as any other anti-religious person you see. Religion is not really popular on the internet forums and most people that even bring it up are ostracized by the overwhelming number of “Enlightened” thinkers online, but they are still there.

The religious extremist seems to be even crazier than the “it’s simple logic” guy that has to say that every 5 minutes in a debate. The religious fanatics are just out there though. They are closer to the conspiracy theorists than anyone. Some of them I wonder if they even understand the scriptures they post on boards, but none the less I find the more extreme they are the more entertaining they are. I absolutely LOVE the end of the world Bible beaters and the guy that has to rat you out as a sinner every time they post.

Anything you talk about is met with a Bible verse that is supposed to tell you why you shouldn’t do that. What I never understood about the fanatics is that they feel that they are the judge of you. In my understanding, if you are a follower of a certain faith, you are supposed to believe that “God”, “Zeus”, “the Spaghetti Monster”, etc. is Judge and Jury over others and not you. Apparently many of the fanatics have had the hand of their Creator laid upon them and they are now free to become the executioner.

These guys are the best though. No other group can spark more debate and ultimately hate online when they start to tell you how you are supposed to live and that they are perfect. This is the time when I actually do side with the more anal retentive Atheists in such circumstances. Extremists in any fashion are bad, but those that use God as their way to spew hatred towards others are worse than any.

There are some odd people on the internet

I read some pretty silly boards myself because I like to read about silly things. That gives me a lot of my material since I like to talk about silly things and the silly people on the internet. OK…I’ll quit using the word silly.

Now when I look at online forums I tend to see some very oddball things that outside of the web you really would never hear people talking about. Incest for instance. Apparently there are a lot of people out there that either have a fetish for incest, or they might just be a product of it. I don’t find anything remotely “great” about incest so when I see people talking about it I wonder why so many people do. Are there really that many people that want to get it on with their brother or sister or cousin? I don’t get it.

On the same note there are some really sick bastards out there too that are looking for a date with Dateline and the FBI. They aren’t shy about it either. Please harass the ever loving shit out of them and let them know that dating a 12 year old is not cool when you are 34 years old.

Alright enough with this BS. I can probably think of more people I’d like to beat the crap out of today, but a tree fell on my neighbors shed in the backyard and it is laying on our power line. Be lucky to get much done today the way they work around here. Power would be going out soon.

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