There isn’t really a better laugh than to Troll people that whine on message boards. Whining is the most annoying of all habits, IMO. I’m not saying I’m free of this annoying habit myself, but certainly it becomes rather annoying when you read some boards where almost every thread is dominated by whiners. People whining about how their neighbor got new maxim lighting, people whining about how cold it is, people whining about how they got pwnt by the paper boy when he nailed them in the head with the newspaper.

These posts, and topics are the Ultimate Fail. It is your duty to point this out to whiners and try to agitate them even more. It doesn’t just require you to say they “Fail at Life”, it requires snarky comments that can’t even be mistaken for sarcasm.

This is some of the easiest work for a Troll. They are already pissed off. You piss them off more by basically saying that YOU DON’T CARE. Pull out all the stops. These people will get RAGE’D and make fools of themselves.

The Romantics are suing your good friends at Activision, Inc. over a song that appears in your favorite game ever, Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks the ’80s.

According to the lawsuit they are trying to sue the maker of “Guitar Hero,” saying the popular video game infringes on the band’s rights by featuring a soundalike recording of its 1980 hit “What I Like About You.”

So what are you going to do with all your makeup mirrors and make up if you can’t dress up and play like these guys now? haha

Anyways I just throw this out there because when GTA: SA got pulled for “Hot Coffee” you were able to make close to a 100% profit on the game on Ebay if you had the original version at the time. IF something similar to this happens to this game, I guess you can figure out why I mention the coincidence ;). Yup…Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks the ’80s may just be worth a few extra bucks if this gets pulled.

Well…it IS Thanksgiving so I guess I should probably say SOMETHING about it huh? This video is a story about Thanksgiving done by Jason Stephens, who impersonates many popular characters like Frank Caliendo does. Madden, Walken, Connery, etc. This is no pleasure cruise like the caribbean cruises you may want to be on. Enjoy a few laughs and have a Happy Thanksgiving :).

Although the Chuck Norris Facts are quite played out that hasn’t stopped Mike Huckabee from using it as part of his campaign commercials. Not sure how the old checking account is looking for Chuck, but hope he didn’t do this for free. Pretty clever ad though for Youtube viewers. Definitely hits an infamous internet fad that most know about by now.

OK…I had to post something on this because these topics are so stupid. I’d rather talk about the elliptical orbit of things in my toilet than read these kinds of topics. These topics are basically some poster who has so much time on their hands that they are going to list several characters, games from a series, TV shows, people who look like monkeys, etc. and then ask the poster to either “hurt” or “heal” someone from the list in hopes that eventually some will be eliminated and the great winner is declared! Whoopee!

Yup…these guys have never heard of the concept of a POLL apparently. You know that thing where people vote to pick who is the best in something. In fact the poll actually gives you even more information since you can see what percentage of people agree. What a concept!

Get your stupid hurt/heal topic off my interwebs. kthanxbai.