When someone creates a topic about something and they either make a huge mistake, tell the story from their perspective, or they just make a stupid topic, there are times that all of a sudden people will begin to create new topics that are a twist on that one already there. Here are some examples:

Original Topic: I was at Walmart and the Cashier Swore at me
1st Post: Today I was at Walmart and I was purchasing the great new Mudkips toy and I was so happy. Everyone one was so jealous because they also liek MUDKIPZ!!1! So as I got up to the register the lady that was the cashier got REALLY jealous. She started to swear because she knew I had got the last Mudkip they had and she was going to buy it for her son as a gift for him because they just sold some real estate. She was really mean.

2nd Topic: This Guy was at Walmart and My Mom Swore at Him
1st Post: Today this guy was at Walmart and he was purchasing the great new Mudkips toy and he was so happy. Everyone one was so jealous because they also liek MUDKIPZ!!1! So as he got up to the register my mom that was the cashier got REALLY jealous. She started to swear because she knew he had got the last Mudkip they had and she was going to buy it for her me as a gift for me because she just sold some real estate. She was really mean.

3rd Topic: I was in Line At Walmart and The Cashier Swore at this guy
1st Post: Today this guy was in line in front of me at Walmart and he was purchasing the great new Mudkips toy and he was so happy. I was so jealous because they also liek MUDKIPZ!!1! So as he got up to the register the lady that was the cashier got REALLY jealous. She started to swear because she knew he had got the last Mudkip they had and she was going to buy it for her son as a gift for him because she just sold some real estate. She was really mean.

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This can go on for quite a while if the moderators do not put a stop to it. Sometimes the whole front page of the forum will be covered with these “copycat” topics. The more outrageous the better.

Other instances occur where people just change around the title to make it sound like something else.

Example:

Original Topic: Me and My Brother Just Drank 2 Quarts of Gasoline

2nd Topic: 2 Quarts of Gasoline Just Drank ME and My Brother

3rd Topic: My brother drank 2 quarts of me and gasoline

All variations of such topics are acceptable as long as you do not add/remove words from the original.

Totally forgot about this great flash video from a few years ago. It shows a bunch of badgers dancing to an endless loop of “badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM, A SNAKE A SNAKE, badger, badger badger…” and on and on. At the time it was quite hilarious I have to admit. Something for the stoner crowd at least. Just happened to see it when I was looking for Kohls coupon codes and it brought back some fond memories of internet lore.

Badger Badger Badger can be seen at it’s original source here, or you can just view the video below:

This isn’t one of the regular classics I like to add here, but people seem to enjoy this game quite a bit so i figured I’d add it into the mix. Bowling games are always kind of fun to me so why not? The controls are listed on the left side, but until you figure out how to use the mouse button correctly you may need some incontinence supplies.

Basically all you do is hit the “Go!” button and HOLD the left mouse button down until it gets into the correct zone. It isn’t like say MVP Baseball, or the older Madden games where you have to click 3 times in the correct zones for it to work. You have to HOLD it down. Anyways, Enjoy!

This video is pretty long I warn you in advance, but pretty darn funny. At least to me anyways. The guy’s voice makes the video IMO as he tries to pass some impossible levels in the original Super Mario Bros. I believe that this is either a Japanese version of the game, or some sort of weird modded version as it isn’t like one I have played before. Regardless, it is quite hilarious listening to the guy as he plays finding himself in impossible situation that almost seem like he is dealing with a mad popup blocker.

“Conspiracy is the common man’s way of believing he is intelligent” ~ Oscar Wilde

Do you believe that 6 people control the fate of all mankind and make every major decision in the world? Do you believe that “orbs” aren’t just dust particles catching the light of your flash when you take a picture? Have you, or anyone you have ever talked to (that you trust) seen an actual ghost? Have you been abducted by aliens? Does Bigfoot roam the forests of San Fierro?

If you believe any, or all of these things the internet is the place for you. Get your patch panel and start surfing the world of conspiracy and paranormal fun. Become the person who doesn’t believe anything that anyone in the government ever says. Believe that there are shadows that are people, or creatures. The internet is the only place you can find where there are actually other people that agree with all of these things with out doing any research whatsoever to disprove them. Theory is not just theory. It is accepted as truth with no experimentation, or proof.

If you can scream, make weird noises, or just scratch on a wall, and record the audio…You have witnessed a haunting. You must share this with everyone and tell them about the house that is beyond haunted.

Watch Loose Change and pretend that it is really true!

Tell tales of Mudkips. Of course Mudkips are actually real so if you try to say they are paranormal, or a conspiracy you are INSANE.

2012 is the end of the world!

JFK was shot by aliens!

Even though it would take thousands of years for an alien to make it here (traveling at the speed of light) from another solar system, it IS possible that they come here everyday to anally probe Earthlings!

The Illuminati controls your thoughts.

Dog Boy is the offspring of a man and his love of beastiality.

There is a lot of money in conspiracy, paranormal, psychic abilities, and anything else that is off the beaten path. As your career counselor, I would recommend that you study sales, marketing, and psychology if you are interested in making up conspiracies. You may want to learn a bit about making videos as well since a solid videos on Youtube of selective news footage, blurry images, and computer imaging skills you too can create a DVD for purchase by other conspiracy enthusiasts. You may even be able to reach the Holy Grail of conspiracy marketing by being asked to interview on the Coast 2 Coast AM radio show. Millions of people can’t be wrong. At least when you have a conspiracy DVD to sell ;).