Nigerian 419 Scammers Get Scammed-Part 7 (Return of Awesome-O)
If You are just seeing this series of posts for the first time, please go to the Nigerian 419 Scammers Get Scammed Introduction post to get the back story and the Set Up. If not, well enjoy the next installment of this epic story. The Previous Post is here if you forgot anything :).
Santos seems to be winding down his campaign as the scammers aren’t complying with his demands. Are they catching on that they are the ones getting scammed, or are they busy shopping at the furniture stores getting ready to furnish their new hide out after the scam goes down?
This next one starts with Santos’ comments from the previous post. I wasn’t sure how to start this one so I used his comments after his last mail to start this one as it seems to work for a new section. If you are lost the link to the previous post is in here.
Santos note: To be honest, I wasn’t expecting anything, so I figured I’d end iit, unless I got a reply to this. However, when I opened my emails later, what do I find?
From Ben Omega to Buht Fokker
JUDICIAL ADVOCATES D’SENEGAL.
SOLICITORS AND ADVOCATES.
RUE ACHIMIYOU RECCESS(3rd floor)
DAKAR SENEGAL
JUDICIARY OFFICE.
OFFICE TEL 00221-763-895-100.
Atiention.
Sir
This is the information. please when you send it try and send me the information you use to send it the name and control number.
BAR CHARLES VICTOR
Address…………RUE ACHIMIYOU RECCESS
CITY……………….DAKAR SENEGAL
CODE………………00221.
Yours Sincerely In Service
BAR DR BEN OMEGA (ESQ)
PRINCIPAL ATTORNEY.
BAR CHARLES VICTOR
ASSISTANT
Santos note: Well it was clear that I was never gonna get the photo, so I figured I’d make one last stab at trying to convince ‘em.
From Buht Fokker to Goodness
Dear Goodness,
I have received the western union money transfer details from lunchbox. However I have NOT received the photo I requested from you.
I want a photo of either you, or someone you know holding the sign “I WANT TO FEEL JESUS’ SALVATION ALL OVER MY FACE.”
I CAN NOT SEND THE MONEY WITHOUT THIS. It is a requirement we have here.
I have some good news, though. If you are incapable of doing this, you may instead have a sign that has my name on it. I managed to argue with my partner, Ain Nusbustar, and he agreed to this.
To summarize:
A photo of someone you know, holding a sign with my name on it.
OR
A photo of someone you know, holding a sign saying “I WANT TO FEEL JESUS’ SALVATION ALL OVER MY FACE.”
I HAVE THE MONEY, AND I AM READY TO SEND IT. However, you must send me this photo first. Why do you refuse? My balls are rippling with rage.
Sincerely,
Buht Fokker
Chairman/CEO DVDA Inc.
From Buht Fokker to Ben Omega
Dear lunchbox,
It’s nice to know that you are at least reliable. I swear to Xenu, that Goodness is starting to piss me off. All I ask is for her to send a photo with someone holding a sign that has my name, or a sign that has the sentence “I WANT TO FEEL JESUS’ SALVATION ALL OVER MY FACE.”
That is all I need. Can you believe that dumb ho? Please tell her that as soon as she sends it, I shall send the money through western union. This is quite a switch, isn’t it? Before, you were the pesky nimrod, who seemed about as smart as a bag of rocks. Rocks from Canada. Sorry, had to be said.
Anyway, I know that you will convince her. After all, you’ve been quite mean to me in the past. I gotta say, you have balls. I like balls.
So, remember, tell Miss Goodness to send what I asked for!
Eternally,
Buht Fokker
Chairman/CEO DVDA Inc.
P.S I love your balls!
Santos note: Yet another day passed, and still nothing. At this point I just wanted to fuck with ‘em a little, and see what kind of shit I could send, to maybe get some sort of reply.
From Buht Fokker to Goodness
Dear Goodness,
Still no picture, I see. Just to show you how serious I am, I have attached a picture of myself with the money I am going to send to your lawyer.
Do you see? I am fully prepared to help you, but you refuse to give me what I want. What’s wrong with you? I swear, I’m about ready to bust a cap in your bony starving ass.
Stop messing around.
Buht Fokker
Chairman/CEO DVDA Inc.
Picture Sent:
Santos note: With still no reply, I thought, “to hell with it,” and decided to send one last email, before the send-off.
That last e-mail will be int he final post later today I believe. The epic adventure will conclude in one more post so if you are just getting into it you may want to subscribe to the Internet. Serious Business. RSS Feed so that you know when I have last section of it up so that you don’t have to keep checking back.
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