I have sent the sum of $1,630 through western union as you requested.
However, I have an idea. Since that dumb bitch, Goodness has refused to do as I ask, I think we should take the money she is trying to send, and split it between us. That stupid refugee would just waste it on silly shit like roots and paste. Granted, you probably will too. But that’s not the point.

Here is what I propose: We’ll continue as normal, so that she does not suspect a thing. Once the money has been transferred to the account over here, I shall send you 50% of it, and that stupid cock smoker can go die in a gutter somewhere.
What do you think? Either way, you win, as I have sent you the money for your legal fees.

I expect a reply today.

Buht Fokker
Chairman/CEO DVDA Inc.

Have you figured it out yet? You might have, since you’re not replying. Though I must say I’m impressed a stupid shit-head like you, could possibly work something like that out. In case it’s escaped your notice, I’ve known all along that you’re just a retarded butt-fucking scammer. And an incredibly stupid one at that.

How’s it feel to be out witted so completely, shit for brains? You actually believed that I battled a chimp? You actually took those pictures seriously? What are you, fucking mentally handicapped? That was a rhetorical question, you vaginal discharge. Hey, here’s a thought: Why don’t you go suck on some donkey dick, get butt-fucked by an ebola monkey, and then we can call you fingercuffs. Or, to use your tribal name, Baba Fucktard fingercuffs shit for brains.

Go visit this site www.ebolamonkeyman.com to see all you stupid 419 scammers get laughed at. That’s right, the world is laughing at you, you dumb fuck. You seriously are a fucking moron.

C’mon, reply and make my day. Oh and FYI, no one gives a rat’s ass if you find it hard to get work, so don’t try and use that as an excuse. Just go kill yourself, and make the world a better place by having one less dumb fuck polluting it. May you get eaten by lions or whatever the fuck kills you dumbasses. That’s what you fuckers commonly get offed by, right?

Laughing at you,

Buht Fokker (not my real name, in case you can’t work that out)

P.S. Go get AIDS. And cancer. In whichever order you like.

I have received the western union money transfer details from lunchbox. However I have NOT received the photo I requested from you.

I want a photo of either you, or someone you know holding the sign “I WANT TO FEEL JESUS’ SALVATION ALL OVER MY FACE.”
I CAN NOT SEND THE MONEY WITHOUT THIS. It is a requirement we have here.

I have some good news, though. If you are incapable of doing this, you may instead have a sign that has my name on it. I managed to argue with my partner, Ain Nusbustar, and he agreed to this.

To summarize:
A photo of someone you know, holding a sign with my name on it.

OR

A photo of someone you know, holding a sign saying “I WANT TO FEEL JESUS’ SALVATION ALL OVER MY FACE.”
I HAVE THE MONEY, AND I AM READY TO SEND IT. However, you must send me this photo first. Why do you refuse? My balls are rippling with rage.

Sincerely,

It’s nice to know that you are at least reliable. I swear to Xenu, that Goodness is starting to piss me off. All I ask is for her to send a photo with someone holding a sign that has my name, or a sign that has the sentence “I WANT TO FEEL JESUS’ SALVATION ALL OVER MY FACE.”
That is all I need. Can you believe that dumb ho? Please tell her that as soon as she sends it, I shall send the money through western union. This is quite a switch, isn’t it? Before, you were the pesky nimrod, who seemed about as smart as a bag of rocks. Rocks from Canada. Sorry, had to be said.

Anyway, I know that you will convince her. After all, you’ve been quite mean to me in the past. I gotta say, you have balls. I like balls.

So, remember, tell Miss Goodness to send what I asked for!

Eternally,

Buht Fokker
Chairman/CEO DVDA Inc.

Still no picture, I see. Just to show you how serious I am, I have attached a picture of myself with the money I am going to send to your lawyer.

Do you see? I am fully prepared to help you, but you refuse to give me what I want. What’s wrong with you? I swear, I’m about ready to bust a cap in your bony starving ass.

Stop messing around.