A scenester is a douchebag that tries so hard to fit every stereotype of whatever scene they are trying to fit into that they are hated by everyone. Usually they try to be all emo, punk, indie, etc. People that down weight loss pills like it is the end of the world, or just don’t eat because they are too busy cutting themselves. Instead of actually calling people what they are you just lump all their doucheness into one category and call them scenesters.
There is no way I can describe this any better than just to link you to this scenester site so that you can look at what these fools look like with visuals. This is Old’d and from like 1974, but it needs to be preserved so it is going to be here right now.
As for Scene Girls, well…they are just as lame. People on lol Myspace try to be like this with their Myspace faces, and a lot of the tools that go to your school try to do this to fit in.
Some copypasta:
A scene girl is whiney and has choppy layers in her hair, It can be long, or shorter. It must be either black with blonde, or random colours with blonde. They wear uber skinny ass tight jeans, with ballet flats or converese. Tight randomly sloganed T’s, or laces tank tops in random colours. They like pearls and little girl clips in their hair. They say things like ” sex, cunt, whore, rad, uber, !!1, Sup Nig, kthxbai, kdie, I hate you, guns go bang” ect… They are OBSESSED with pirates, ninjas and robots. Don’t ask why, that’s just the way it is in the scene… They think they’re the best…and well..they are…and that’s why people dislike them so much. Forget the whales, save a scene girl….
An example of a Scene Girl conversation.
xcuntxcorex: Ommmgahhhh!!11 YOU’re TEH Sexx…
XXrobotxwhoreXX: nahhh nigg…you’re TEH SEXXX…last night was uber rad..uber sex…
xcuntxcorex: are yooh going to teh sex show 2nite?
XXrobotxwhoreXX: yooh bet your UBER SEX BOTTOM I am!!!11313241241…it’s going to be teh SEXXX!! … SEXX
Scene girls are so into this that you can even be a scene girl if you are going to follow the carefully planned steps to meet the requirements. Good luck with ruining your all of your memories with pics of yourself looking like these idiots.