Am I the only one…?
Am I the only one that thinks when people start topics that begin with “Am I the only one…?” are possibly mentally handicapped? Maybe they think they are gods? What exactly is the fascination with this silly term?
Am I the only one that thinks these topics breed massive stupidity?
I sure hope not.
Am I the only one that thinks that psoriasis treatment is a scam?
Dar.
Am I the only one that thinks pizza tastes better cold than re-heated?
Dar.
Am I the only one that thinks Metallica is a great band?
Dar.
Am I the only one that thinks Hillary should drop out of the race?
Dar.
Who are you people?
What is it you think gives you the lofty position of having a common thought and believing you are the ONLY ONE who has ever considered it?
Quit using this phrase in topic titles.
IF you do use it make the topic ridiculous where people will surely believe that you ARE the only one who is this crazy.
Examples:
Am I the only one who walks around with a roll of quarters in my pocket so that everyone thinks I am happy to see them?
Am I the only one that believes the Earth is flat?
Am I the only one that believes 9/11 was an inside job?
Am I the only one that thinks hot sauce on your genitals feels good?
Am I the only one that thinks the holocaust didn’t happen?
At least when you ask these questions you are going to get the kind of people that actually do believe these things to answer and possibly find yourself someone as nuts as you are. This is how you find your soul mate my friends. Ask the most ridiculous questions about the most ridiculous things you believe in and support and then you will find the people that may just be as whacky as you are. Yes, these people are going to be very odd, but you are also very odd so you may have found the person you have been looking for your whole life. Match.com? Who needs it? Finding out if you are the only one who has serious mental issues of the same sort on a forum is the way to go. Anyone that will seriously answer your inquiry is obviously perfect for you and you should track them down and pour hot sauce on their genitals ASAP.
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