I Work at Area 51
Just thought that you all would like to know that. I am a disgruntled worker and am willing to answer any questions about conspiracies that you will want to know.
Here is a picture that I just got some custom picture framing done to for real proof:
As you can see, this is a dead alien. Unless I worked at Area 51 I would not have access to anything of this sort.
Many other things happen at Area 51 other than the “Aliens” stuff.
We are a hotbed of misinformation. Every conspiracy you have ever heard of was created in our think tanks. The Kennedy Assassination, 9/11, even the Lincoln Assassination theories were all created and spread by us. Yes, Area 51 has been around for hundreds of years. We were here before America was even formed.
Everything that happens in the world is controlled by us. We are every secret society you have ever heard of. All those societies are just made up so that it will take focus away from Area 51.
Even though nobody will believe that I work there, it matters not. This is the reason why they will do nothing to me. Nobody will believe it anyways.
Questions will be answered if they are asked. You can’t even imagine the scope of our power.
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