Secret Bragging Topics
Nobody likes a guy that brags too much. Even less so on the internet because nobody believes you, and people get extremely RAGE’D when anyone has something they can brag about because everyone on the internet is a jealous douche bag.
So…how do you go about bragging on the internet with out pissing everyone off and still patting yourself on the back? The old secret bragging topics of course. Secret bragging topics are nothing more than some random story that slips in what you want to brag about. Let’s suppose you have $1000 in your wallet. Do you just start a topic and say…”Hey dudes…I have $1000 plus I just bought a Slingbox“? Of course not. People will just get pissed off.
How do you go about bragging about your $1000 and your Slingbox then? Easy…start a topic like “What’s Do You Have in Your Wallet?” There is nothing more important than letting people include themselves in your bragging. People don’t give a flying fuck what you have, or what you did on the internet, or in real life in most cases. You could argue that women are more susceptible to wanting to hear themselves talk than men, but I am not going to say that ;). So now that you have an inclusive topic that let’s others talk their own accomplishments up…you list all your random credit cards, pictures, the 3 year old condom, and slip in the $1000 cash. Then just say…”yeah I got a slingbox today too…Yay! Me! You crack on yourself with the 3 year old condom gag, but it makes you actually having $1000 more believable.
Pro Tip: Nobody gives a shit about what you have to say on the internet, or in real life. IF you want something from them, just let them talk about themselves.
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