*points with both fingers and twists upper body*

So…after telling some girl that I had contacted some movers New York because I was contemplating moving there, I was invited to a gangbang by some girl that works at my friendly neighborhood Wesco. I’ll be frank…she is not attractive. OF course just being invited to a gangbang is incredibly tempting. How often does this happen to the average guy? Ugly fat chick, or otherwise? Sounded like a pleasant evening.

Got all my supplies together: various “toys”, gimp outfit, my nephew’s Johnny Jump up, and prepared for a night that I knew I would never forget.

Arriving on the scene the customary greeting at the door was to inform them that I was indeed “here for the gangbang”. I said this as the door opened and certainly not even looking to see who answered it. To my surprise it was my grandfather. Slight setback I must say, but he calmed me easily by sharing that he was just going to be running the camera and that his days of gymnastics were well past him. I decided I would stay. What the hell? I’m down for whatever.

So…when I walked into the house the ugly fat girl also had a camera, but to my surprise there were 5 supermodels there waiting for me to arrive. I had sex with the supermodels. The End.

I really don’t know how I ran a crossed this site Super Crazy Alive, but it is one of the strangest I have ever seen. I think it is to advertise the drink 5 Alive, but it looks like a playground for people that are stoned to me. It has all the classic attributes of a site you would go to when you are blown out of your mind and are ready to be immersed in a tripped out experience.

So if you have just used one of your own personal party invitations and decided to spend an evening at home wigging out, this site may be just what you are looking for.

It is sort of difficult to navigate at first as you will probably just see a video of a rabbit shooting laser beams out of its eyes as it floats through space. Click the “xclose” link at the top to get to the main menu. There are a bunch of weird things to click on there to immerse yourself in. Try the “Adventures of the Vitamin CHorse”. You fly this sea horse around in a tripped out world. I’m really not sure how much is in it, but in the few minutes I did it I came a crossed at least 2 weird mini-games inside the world. I assume there are probably more. I found one where you are trying to run away from a mouth on a tongue and one where you try to get a robot to brteakdance and beat some hip hop guy in a dance off…LOL

It is easy to make fun of Dubya. People have been doing it for almost 8 years, and in many cases it is well deserved. Now you can make George W. Bush make fun of himself. In his own voice. If you click here you can type in a message for Dubya to say in his own voice. It works really well too actually. I’ve had him say all kinds of things to test it out. Most amazingly I got him to say Mesothelioma lawyer.

There are quite a few more than just Bush, but he is probably the one most people will use. Like the Russian guy voice. HAve it say stuff like “In Russia, car drive you!”, and whatnot.

Well…it updated a few days ago actually, but I have seen a bunch of people having problems getting their CSS style-sheets to work for it now. I did too actually *whistles innocently*.

If you don’t know what the hell GameFox is…it’s an add on for Firefox that works with the GameFAQs.com message boards…Just go read this post about the GameFaqs Gamefox Add On and come back when you are looking to figure out what the problem is unless you are a paella pan head and don’t know what the hell you are even doing here.

Apparently they wanted to make it a secret as to how to have the correct style sheet active so they didn’t give you any fancy check boxes or anything to do so. It really isn’t difficult once you figure it out though. You will feel like a moron when you see what you should be doing to activate whatever style-sheet it is you are looking for. Like I did…lol

Just look at this pic:

See those check marks on the right? No boxes, no button to tell you to activate something right? Well…i guess you don’t need any of that. Just click over in that area and they will be activated…LOL

I stared at that thing for 15 minutes trying to figure out how the heck to get DrakRedFaQs activated again after the change. As always you can get help on the unofficial GameFox forum Blood Money at GFaqs as well.

So…it’s been a while since I talked about the almighty Mudkipz. Since everyone Lieks Mudkipz… you probably need some pictures of them to decorate your tv lift cabinet or something something.

In Soviet Russia Mudkip Lieks U!

Of course the Mudkips Story (a bit too large for the page. Just click the link)

Mudkips Story

Naked Mudkipz Girl1 (offensive)

Naked Mudkips Girl 2 (offensive)

Mudkips having sex

Mudkips Goofy Time:

Hey man, do you like Mudkips? fuck yeah you do! Too big for this page. Click here for it.

Mudkips do Exist