More Great Sales for Weekly Deals

Every week Buy.com has a sale on a few dozen high quality items that are sure to please. This week has some rather interesting items for their Weekly Deals. The one that caught my eye was this Wireless PC adapter for only $7.99 after rebate.

I don’t know about you, but when you can find something like this for only 8 bucks you know you are getting a great deal. Normally these cost anywhere from $25-100 so this wireless internet adapter is a monster deal. This wireless PC adapter is completely compatible with Microsoft Vista. Simply plug and play to get it to take and you are ready to go. Works like a charm. The wireless card is one of the thinnest you will find.

Besides this magnificent wireless PC adapter deal, Buy.com has many others in their Weekly Deals section. You will probably want to just bookmark that page and look at it regularly as they have new deals every single week that are always extremely well priced compared to their competitors. They typically have quite a few accessories for iPods, Zunes, and any other .mp3 players every week, as well as an assortment of very low priced laptops and and Desktop PCs. You can even find some Nintendo Wii accessories on occasion that cost nothing more than a couple of Abe Lincolns.

DO NOT Quote the Original Post in a Topic!

Are you one of those morons that thinks they need to quote the original post of a topic all the time? Sit back and think about it for a second. People go into a topic because…well…they are interested in what the topic is about. Don’t you think that everyone else coming into the topic is going to pretty much know that the responses are related to the original post? Sure…topics get hijacked pretty often, but any idiot can understand if someone is replying to the topic if the thread, and not some stupid offshoot topic that arose in the thread. You CAN quote the off-topic BS people bring up and reply to that.

If the topic is about vinyl shutters, you can pretty much agree that responses about that subject are going to be easily identified do you not?

The WORST offenders of this are those that quote the original topic when it is an ARTICLE. A goddman article! Why would you quote an article? Seriously people. Think about what the bloody hell you are doing here. IF I clicked on the topic I already read the article unless I just replied with tl:dr, when I get to your worthless one line post. Yes, they quote a 1000 word article and then after you scroll all the way down through what you already read, you see a ONE LINE response. Idiots.

The Falcon Punch and Other Disrespect Towards Women

If this post doesn’t offend you…well you have serious problems.

The Falcon Punch is now a legendary internet phenomenon. A Falcon punch is best known to be used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen who strut around in their thigh high boots trying to GET IT ON with other bratty teens (send hate mail to Hillary Clinton). Simply put, a slang term used to describe a back alley abortion, which is what scared teens who have become pregnant consider when trying to hide it from their parents.

The best way to deliver a quick, effective Falcon Punch is by cocking your fist back, throwing your chest out, and screaming “FALCOOOOON!” at the top of your lungs. The scream should slowly increase in pitch and volume and gather power as it continues, until you’ve gathered enough win in your hand to crush the undesired fetus. Then, unleash the gathered fury in your fist and use it to abort your girlfriend’s illegitimate child, whilst using a new scream that simply states the action you are doing at that very moment: “PUUUUNCH!

There is a correct pronunciation of the term Falcon Punch, and it is not just “FALCON PUNCH!!!”. The term is pronounced correctly only when said in this way:

Falc-own PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNCH!

Here is an example of a Falcon Punch in action:

As the title suggests, there are quite a few people on the internet that like to disgrace women, and I have found some images in a few threads recently that do just that. Living by basic stereotypes of man’s perceived dominance over women and their place being in the kitchen these images take it to the extreme.

These two are simply awful. The first is way over the top as well as the second one, but the second one does utilize the Parody Motivator Generator if you were wondering where everyone gets those images.

Then of course a Chuck Norris one where he lets his woman know that the man is supposed to be driving at all times:

This one is sort of a remake on some Safety Ads that were posted on Youtube from Canada a while back:

Here is the original video where that image came from:

Here is a video of a prank on this guy’s girl that was a bit over the top: