A scenester is a douchebag that tries so hard to fit every stereotype of whatever scene they are trying to fit into that they are hated by everyone. Usually they try to be all emo, punk, indie, etc. People that down weight loss pills like it is the end of the world, or just don’t eat because they are too busy cutting themselves. Instead of actually calling people what they are you just lump all their doucheness into one category and call them scenesters.

There is no way I can describe this any better than just to link you to this scenester site so that you can look at what these fools look like with visuals. This is Old’d and from like 1974, but it needs to be preserved so it is going to be here right now.

As for Scene Girls, well…they are just as lame. People on lol Myspace try to be like this with their Myspace faces, and a lot of the tools that go to your school try to do this to fit in.

Some copypasta:

A scene girl is whiney and has choppy layers in her hair, It can be long, or shorter. It must be either black with blonde, or random colours with blonde. They wear uber skinny ass tight jeans, with ballet flats or converese. Tight randomly sloganed T’s, or laces tank tops in random colours. They like pearls and little girl clips in their hair. They say things like ” sex, cunt, whore, rad, uber, !!1, Sup Nig, kthxbai, kdie, I hate you, guns go bang” ect… They are OBSESSED with pirates, ninjas and robots. Don’t ask why, that’s just the way it is in the scene… They think they’re the best…and well..they are…and that’s why people dislike them so much. Forget the whales, save a scene girl….

An example of a Scene Girl conversation.

xcuntxcorex: Ommmgahhhh!!11 YOU’re TEH Sexx…
XXrobotxwhoreXX: nahhh nigg…you’re TEH SEXXX…last night was uber rad..uber sex…
xcuntxcorex: are yooh going to teh sex show 2nite?
XXrobotxwhoreXX: yooh bet your UBER SEX BOTTOM I am!!!11313241241…it’s going to be teh SEXXX!! … SEXX

Scene girls are so into this that you can even be a scene girl if you are going to follow the carefully planned steps to meet the requirements. Good luck with ruining your all of your memories with pics of yourself looking like these idiots.

The Parody Motivator Generator has been around for quite a while now, and has given us many, many lulz. I have seen some real classics over the last year, but still find this one so funny.

This isn’t uncommon for the tools that try to look hot for lol Myspace. One of the most hilarious things aobut Myspace is that people trying to look hot, or cool have very similar trends. This is what people call the Myspace Face.

for girls: pouty eyes with a smirk or pursed lips. The shoulder comes up and attaches to the chin. fingers in the west side sign optional, but are common. Many other common hand gestures appear as well such as the peace sign, or even some made up gang sign the person has no clue as to what it means.

for guys: shirts up showing off their abs, while making some macho head nod, face looking cool and unassuming. Funny enough I recently saw some dudes skateboarding and every time the one dude came up by the street he pulled up his shirt and did this exact pose. As was required I yelled obseneties out the window at this douche in the process breaking my You from AP Royal Oak watch trying to throw garbage at him.

Here is an example of a Myspace face:

Damn baby, you are so fine, or not.

Am I the only one that thinks when people start topics that begin with “Am I the only one…?” are possibly mentally handicapped? Maybe they think they are gods? What exactly is the fascination with this silly term?

Am I the only one that thinks these topics breed massive stupidity?

I sure hope not.

Am I the only one that thinks that psoriasis treatment is a scam?

Dar.

Am I the only one that thinks pizza tastes better cold than re-heated?

Dar.

Am I the only one that thinks Metallica is a great band?

Dar.

Am I the only one that thinks Hillary should drop out of the race?

Dar.

Who are you people?

What is it you think gives you the lofty position of having a common thought and believing you are the ONLY ONE who has ever considered it?

Quit using this phrase in topic titles.

IF you do use it make the topic ridiculous where people will surely believe that you ARE the only one who is this crazy.

Examples:

Am I the only one who walks around with a roll of quarters in my pocket so that everyone thinks I am happy to see them?

Am I the only one that believes the Earth is flat?

Am I the only one that believes 9/11 was an inside job?

Am I the only one that thinks hot sauce on your genitals feels good?

Am I the only one that thinks the holocaust didn’t happen?

At least when you ask these questions you are going to get the kind of people that actually do believe these things to answer and possibly find yourself someone as nuts as you are. This is how you find your soul mate my friends. Ask the most ridiculous questions about the most ridiculous things you believe in and support and then you will find the people that may just be as whacky as you are. Yes, these people are going to be very odd, but you are also very odd so you may have found the person you have been looking for your whole life. Match.com? Who needs it? Finding out if you are the only one who has serious mental issues of the same sort on a forum is the way to go. Anyone that will seriously answer your inquiry is obviously perfect for you and you should track them down and pour hot sauce on their genitals ASAP.

You really have to be desperate to make a topic like this if you are in a band. When someone posts a topic like this you can assume, before you even open the topic, that their band sucks, or that they are going to post a stupid Youtube video with either a Rickroll in it, or a video from Youtoube that is the worst band you have ever seen, but is not the person creating the topic.

Friends, who have bands, the made Mysapce for you to put your shitty band online for people to mock you on. You can get a bunch of Myspace losers to be your groupies and say how great your garbage band is and you don’t need to get the opinions of people with actual taste. IF your band really wasn’t crap you’d be making Las Vegas hotel reservations so that you could open up for that guy with the huge wang. Warming up all the ladies in their 50s and hopefully getting yourself a sugar momma. So…please, for the humanity of all of us, don’t expose us to your ridiculous band that plays terrible emo music, or thinks that they are the next Metallica.

This chipmunk has been everywhere the last what year? Decade? Honestly I have no clue how long it has been around. I’ve seen this dramatic chipmunk from wearing wholesale fashion jewelry, to being Darth Vader, to being Hitler. I thought I would share a few of them from Youtube since they just keep popping up. Where id Dramatic Chipmunk come from? Most are well aware that dramatic chipmunk was an internet sensation, but where did it originate.

Pretty simple really. There is a children’s show from Tokyo called something like Tokyo Dramatic Chipmunk or something or other. Maybe it is Kid Play with Dramatic Chipmunk. Maybe it is Dramatic Chipmunk Gets Dramatic. Who knows. Maybe it says what show it is in this video…

ORiginal Source of Dramatic Chipmunk

Since we have him with us let’s look at some of the creative ways he has been used since…

Final Fantasy Dramatic Chipmunk

Darthmatic Chipmunk

DR. Evil Dramatic Chipmunk

Evolution of the Dramatic Chipmunk