OK…I had to post something on this because these topics are so stupid. I’d rather talk about the elliptical orbit of things in my toilet than read these kinds of topics. These topics are basically some poster who has so much time on their hands that they are going to list several characters, games from a series, TV shows, people who look like monkeys, etc. and then ask the poster to either “hurt” or “heal” someone from the list in hopes that eventually some will be eliminated and the great winner is declared! Whoopee!

Yup…these guys have never heard of the concept of a POLL apparently. You know that thing where people vote to pick who is the best in something. In fact the poll actually gives you even more information since you can see what percentage of people agree. What a concept!

Get your stupid hurt/heal topic off my interwebs. kthanxbai.

Have you ever been Rickrolled?

Hopefully, you have never heard of Rick Astley. He’s a terrible musician and has some very bad songs. Rick Astley was “popular” way back in the 80’s. In fact, 2007 marks the 20 year anniversary of the song that will get you Rickrolled. Never Gonna Give you Up. This song is terrible, but back then people used to fall in love with shitty pop tunes just like they still do today. IF you have never heard this song you are going to have to hear it to know why I think it sucks so bad, but let me explain what a Rickroll is first and then you yourself can get Rickrolled.

A Rickroll is another great internet fad. How it works is the same as many other message board fads do. Trickery. Unsuspecting forum readers will see a topic, or even request an image, Youtube video, or story about whatever. Since people on the internet are jerks and like to enjoy a laugh at the expense of other users they will trick them by giving them false information just to waste their time.

So let’s assume that Johnny Internet User wants some videos from Youtube. Other “nice” internet users will pop links to the videos of Little Johnny’s request into their posts so that Little Johnny is happy with the results. What if you don’t like Little Johnny? What if you aren’t a “nice” internet user? You may as well just Rickroll the little bastard then.

Since Youtube videos don’t have any explanation in their links it is always quite easy to throw in a shocking, or tasteless video when someone asks. Rickrolling isn’t really shocking, or tasteless, but it is annoying. I find it funny. So when you feel like screwing with someone, Little Johnny in this case, you just go to Youtube and search “Rick Astley”, or “Never Gonna Give you Up”, and post a link to a video such as this:

Oh the humanity! You just got Rickrolled.

If you want to avoid getting Rickroll’d you can install this anti-Rickroll Firefox extension. Good Luck!

Here is another extremely annoying Rickroll. Click at your own risk. muwahaha!

CTRL+ALT+DELETE will soon be your friend.

UPDATE! The Major League Baseball New York Mets and their fans were Rickroll’d! After a contest that began on March 31st to vote for a song to be played during the 8th inning of games. Fans and Mets were treated to an organized effort by Diggers and other message board users to a massive Rickroll. Well done internet. HEre is a fan video of the Met’s Rickroll:

I was bored today so i decided to just go to a bunch of social networking/answer/forum sites and search for people using only the term “Mudkips“. A lot of the damn dating sites make you register so I skipped them. I went to about a dozen or so, but eventually got tired of finding weak results so I decided to ask about them on the stupic ass search engine ChaCha.com and give you a conversation breakdown of it…lol

Here’s a few social sites I found them on:

Facebook
OkCupid!
lol myspace
Yahoo! Answers

Oh…and this one I see searched a lot, but nobody has the pics anywhere until i found this one…These are pics of a girl painted like a Mudkip. These pics aren’t for kids so be warned.

ChaCha Conversation:

Status: Connecting …
Status: Looking for a guide …
Status: Guide has connected to help you with your search on Abominal Mudkipz. Please wait while your guide searches for your results.
Guide: Welcome to ChaCha!
Guide: Hello, I would be glad to assist with your search. Is there anything specific on this topic you are searching for?
You: Is there such thing as Abominal Mudkipz?
You: Abominable maybe?
Guide: Let me see
Guide: One moment please
You: I know they live in warm weather, but never herd of one in the cold
You: i herd they were bigger and mean
Guide: I don’t see anything on your topic
You: that mean they don’t exist?
Guide: Well, I don’t see anything
You: hmmm…ask Google if they liek mudkipz and you might find it
Guide: LEt me see
Guide: NOthing

Guide: LEt me see
Guide: NOthing
You: you type fast like me and double capitalize. so i never cap anymore…lol

Guide: Is there anything else that I can help you with?
You: hmmm…how about looking for snowy mudkipz?

Guide: One moment while I look that up for you.
You: this site busy now you have to log in?

Guide: I don’t see anything on that.. WOuld you like me to transfer you to another guide to see if they can find it for you?
You: sure…thanks you

Guide: One moment please.. Thanks for using chacha.. Have a good night.
Transfer: You are being transferred to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide …
Status: Guide2 has connected to help you with your search on Abominal Mudkipz. Please wait while your guide searches for your results.
Guide2: Welcome to ChaCha!

Guide2: hello
You: hi
You: I spelled it wrong. Supposed to be abominable
Guide2: ok one moment please

You: is the chacha good job?

Guide2: there is nothing on abominable mudkipz
Guide2: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: some guy told me abominable mudkip soup is a good eat.
You: don’t watn them to get hurt so I need info to save them

and then I was banned:

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If you feel that you have received this message in error, please e-mail us at abuse_resolution@chacha.com with a request for re-entry to our site.

We appreciate your feedback. Thank you.

Stupid ChaCha Guide. They hardly make any money as it is. Banning people is just stupid one their part. The ChaCha Pranksters are the best customers.

Dental Plan.
Lisa Needs Braces!
Dental Plan.
Lisa Needs Braces!
Dental Plan.

This silly couple of lines is from a Simpson’s episode from several year ago that tends to get posted in threads on message boards and the topic never ends. Over and Over. Over and Over.

Get Simpsons DVDs with a free trial here:

Well…I’ve been seeing this little phrase around a lot lately so it may as well go up on the old ISB. I suppose instead of saying such things to a topic creator as: “0_o, WTF?, b7, etc.” you can now use this phrase to show that the topic starter is out of their mind.

To the examples!

Topic: Look at my Myspace!
First post: Rate my Myspace/10
Reply 1: lol myspace
Reply 2: what is this topic, I don’t even…

Topic: I poop a lot.
1st post: Like 4 times a day.
Reply 1: what is this topic, I don’t even…

Topic: My New Doctor is a Girl
1st post: Think i have a shot? I’m getting a full physical today.
Reply 1: No chance at all with that twig.
Reply 2: what is this topic, I don’t even…

This fad should die out in a few days…