One of the greatest things about internet message boards is that people are the greatest lovers of all-time. There are people that will say they have had better at any posting of a supermodel picture in any thread. Of course everyone on the internet has a 10 inch wang, or larger, and looks like Brad Pitt. Until gps fleet tracking is availabe for forum users, nobody can track you down and see if you are really what you are. Some fat pimply loser who actually spends 16 hours a day online trying to convince other that you are indeed a pimp because it makes you actually feel like you aren’t a complete loser in real life.

The best stories of ePenis syndrome come from sex tales. Those that tell you they have a girlfriend that is hotter than Adriana Lima:

Certainly this is true because they are on the internet. My ePenis is 14 inches in fact. Much larger than the average ePenis. Adriana Lima is like the girl I turned down for the 100th time for a date because I really want nothing to do with someone stalking me all the time I am so damn hot. She has nothing on the women I actually do date. I almost can’t even stomach looking at her compared to the women I bed. 3 at a time mind you. Any less than 3 and I have a hard time climaxing. It just isn’t exciting enough for me. I am so used to having a whole harem of women at my disposal that I just can’t get off with only one or even two. Hell…if I woke up and WASN’T getting oral pleasure just off opening my eyes, I’d think I had just fallen into a strange 3rd dimension where ugly people ruled the world.

Yes. I am an ePimp. Bow before my immense ePenis, and my incredibly handsome, and chiseled features.

You thought that you hated emos? Not as much as Mexicans. While most of the emos you know will probably end up in alcohol rehab by the time they are 15 if they don’t off themselves by then, Mexicans want to make sure that never happens.

The Mexican Emo-Bashing Problem is on the rise. Take a look at this video and learn some Spanish. Yeah Mexicans speak Spanish, not Mexican you moron.

I know this is sort of sad, but I have hard time keeping a straight face. <_<

UPDATE: Continued exposure and increased participation has revealed a new operation for April 12th. Please view the video at the bottom of this post as well to see the details. It is an amazing video. Thanks to whoever put it together.

If you don’t know what Anonymous is you you probably don’t need to. Although the idea of Anonymous has been around forever it is important to be aware of the current fight against the cult known as the Church of Scientology. March 15th is the next date for the fight against the Co$ and their human rights violations.

First the Reminders for all Anonymous about March 15th:

Now for more information. So sit back and pull up a chair to your lcd monitor because you have many things to read and watch right now.

For those that want to delve deeper into the plans and strategize against the Co$ cult, or who do not yet understand why they need to do so please visit ExScientologyKids.com and read the stories of those that have escaped from these evil philosophies. Visit the forum for more discussion. You can find fliers and other info there as well as stories from members who have escaped. IF you are an escaped Scientology Kid you can share your story anonymously here and find many others who will help you adjust to the real world.

Also, you can find very useful information at Enturbulation.org. These people are fighting for great justice. Help at organizing your pursuits of great justice is readily available on this site as well as their forums. Fliers, and events. Advice at contacting those who can make a change.

Operation Reconnect April 12th

Scheduled to take place during April, Operation Reconnect will shine a spotlight on families torn apart by the Church of Scientology. The aim is to bring these families together, with a number of the “disconnected” giving detailed accounts of their experience with Scientology and making public pleas to their families to “reconnect” with them. Read more about the Disconnection Policy of the CO$ here.

Am I the only one that thinks when people start topics that begin with “Am I the only one…?” are possibly mentally handicapped? Maybe they think they are gods? What exactly is the fascination with this silly term?

Am I the only one that thinks these topics breed massive stupidity?

I sure hope not.

Am I the only one that thinks that psoriasis treatment is a scam?

Dar.

Am I the only one that thinks pizza tastes better cold than re-heated?

Dar.

Am I the only one that thinks Metallica is a great band?

Dar.

Am I the only one that thinks Hillary should drop out of the race?

Dar.

Who are you people?

What is it you think gives you the lofty position of having a common thought and believing you are the ONLY ONE who has ever considered it?

Quit using this phrase in topic titles.

IF you do use it make the topic ridiculous where people will surely believe that you ARE the only one who is this crazy.

Examples:

Am I the only one who walks around with a roll of quarters in my pocket so that everyone thinks I am happy to see them?

Am I the only one that believes the Earth is flat?

Am I the only one that believes 9/11 was an inside job?

Am I the only one that thinks hot sauce on your genitals feels good?

Am I the only one that thinks the holocaust didn’t happen?

At least when you ask these questions you are going to get the kind of people that actually do believe these things to answer and possibly find yourself someone as nuts as you are. This is how you find your soul mate my friends. Ask the most ridiculous questions about the most ridiculous things you believe in and support and then you will find the people that may just be as whacky as you are. Yes, these people are going to be very odd, but you are also very odd so you may have found the person you have been looking for your whole life. Match.com? Who needs it? Finding out if you are the only one who has serious mental issues of the same sort on a forum is the way to go. Anyone that will seriously answer your inquiry is obviously perfect for you and you should track them down and pour hot sauce on their genitals ASAP.

Most forums won’t even allow you to discuss politics. Reasons are pretty clear as it is certain that debates can get heated. Other than religious discussions, politics are certainly the top headache for most moderators on any message board. Many are quick to pull out the old banstick when political discussions arise. Moderators seem to be as heated about politics as the posters and their position as Board Almighty, the Fair Treatment Advisor, is sometimes clouded when differing views from their own are expressed. A liberal moderator seeing conservative views is likely going to cause a bigger beatdown to your account than probably anything else as a message board violation.

What of forums designed strictly for politics? These are where the real debates happen. Well..in most cases it is a bunch of ignorant people spewing ignorant things that they heard in some campaign slogan, but I digress.

From my observations there are typically 5 main camps on politics forums.

1. Liberals-Liberals are Democrats at heart. They want to help everyone and believe that everyone should have health care, free money from the government, and generally seek a pretty place for everyone. They are very focused on preserving our individual rights and equality of opportunity. They are most likely ones to be called Communists.

2. Conservatives-These are the war mongers if you ask the Libbies. Although many of them support force to solve problems these posters tend to be more focused on Capitalism than the Libbies. They believe that everyone has a chance to be rich and that government hand outs are enabling them to be lazy. They want traditional values, religion forced down your throat, and slow but steady change. George Bush is correct in taking all of our rights away since terrorists are not bombing us everyday.

3. Libertarins-Libertarianism is a collection of political philosophies possessing the common themes of individual liberty. Libertarianism’s ideals, although often varied in detail, typically center on policies in favor of extensive personal liberties, rejecting compulsory socialism and communism in favor of allowing private property (whether being held on an individual basis or in collective by a group of individuals), promoting personal responsibility and private charity and opposing welfare statism, and advocating either limiting or entirely eliminating the power and scope of the state in order to maximize individual liberty.

4. The Straddler-The straddler is just someone that believes what is right is right. Party differences are meaningless and whatever the issue is, there should be consideration that doesn’t require you to take a stand based on your party affiliation. This is the best buy philosophy IMO. These people seem to me more logical than the other groups. Each issue can be discussed as the issue and no other influence is needed. If you believe that abortion is a woman’s right to choose and are in this camp it doesn’t necessarily make you a Libby. You may be a great supporter of the war, or whatever conservative view as well, but you take each issue as they come and aren’t squeezing yourself into a distinct category. AT first glance I would say it is like being an Atheist in some regard, but considering the name I gave it I suppose you have to go with the term Agnostic…lol

5. The Idiot-This politics forum poster is just what the name implies. This poster can be found on any forum. This poster is one that believes they have the correct answer no matter what topic is discussed. They think tat because they read an article about the subject they have in depth knowledge on the issue and need to talk SO bad that they will chime in on it no matter how ridiculous their conclusions may be.

At the end of the day these groups get together and when they can’t think of anything meaningful to say they just beat on the Idiots. Although some may claim to be part of the other 4 camps, there is a high probability that they may actually beloing in the Idiot camp. These people are easily recognizable as they tend to attack idiots as if they are themselves geniuses on the subject, but seeing another idiot so wrong they can’t help themselves. This gives them great satisfaction and hides the fact that they don’t really have a clue what they are talking about either. They use general statements to bash other idiots, but ultimately if they were to join a more serious discussion they would be exposed themselves. This group could probably be given their own title, but I deem that an idiot is an idiot and there is no need to distinguish between them.