OK…I have given Atheists a bit of a hard time for their stereotypical behavior online, but I suppose I should give equal airtime to the religious fanatics out there as well. Though not as bad as other groups typically there are some real idiots that like to push their beliefs on others online.

Typically you just see those that are of a certain religion to be very laid back and respectful of others, but there are those that are just as nuts as any other anti-religious person you see. Religion is not really popular on the internet forums and most people that even bring it up are ostracized by the overwhelming number of “Enlightened” thinkers online, but they are still there.

The religious extremist seems to be even crazier than the “it’s simple logic” guy that has to say that every 5 minutes in a debate. The religious fanatics are just out there though. They are closer to the conspiracy theorists than anyone. Some of them I wonder if they even understand the scriptures they post on boards, but none the less I find the more extreme they are the more entertaining they are. I absolutely LOVE the end of the world Bible beaters and the guy that has to rat you out as a sinner every time they post.

Anything you talk about is met with a Bible verse that is supposed to tell you why you shouldn’t do that. What I never understood about the fanatics is that they feel that they are the judge of you. In my understanding, if you are a follower of a certain faith, you are supposed to believe that “God”, “Zeus”, “the Spaghetti Monster”, etc. is Judge and Jury over others and not you. Apparently many of the fanatics have had the hand of their Creator laid upon them and they are now free to become the executioner.

These guys are the best though. No other group can spark more debate and ultimately hate online when they start to tell you how you are supposed to live and that they are perfect. This is the time when I actually do side with the more anal retentive Atheists in such circumstances. Extremists in any fashion are bad, but those that use God as their way to spew hatred towards others are worse than any.

I read some pretty silly boards myself because I like to read about silly things. That gives me a lot of my material since I like to talk about silly things and the silly people on the internet. OK…I’ll quit using the word silly.

Now when I look at online forums I tend to see some very oddball things that outside of the web you really would never hear people talking about. Incest for instance. Apparently there are a lot of people out there that either have a fetish for incest, or they might just be a product of it. I don’t find anything remotely “great” about incest so when I see people talking about it I wonder why so many people do. Are there really that many people that want to get it on with their brother or sister or cousin? I don’t get it.

On the same note there are some really sick bastards out there too that are looking for a date with Dateline and the FBI. They aren’t shy about it either. Please harass the ever loving shit out of them and let them know that dating a 12 year old is not cool when you are 34 years old.

Alright enough with this BS. I can probably think of more people I’d like to beat the crap out of today, but a tree fell on my neighbors shed in the backyard and it is laying on our power line. Be lucky to get much done today the way they work around here. Power would be going out soon.

This library of conspiracy theories has been on the boards since 9/12/2001. In fact it is so ingrained into society to this day that people actually believe most of them. Sure some things are a bit shady, and you could draw some conclusions about the whole tragedy, but most of these theories are so ridiculous you start to wonder what kind of meds some of these people forgot to take.

The most important thing to know about this conspiracy is that there are so many people involved in the cover up that you could simply say that you have been called upon to spread misinformation. Of course you pretty much are anyways with your crackpot accusations. Everyone in the government, the media, insurance companies, Wall Street, the terrorists, Saddam, Osama, the lunch lady, and even Corky from “Life Goes On” is in on the cover up. I’m not going to dissect all these hair-brained theories here, so if you want to read a decent account of the conspiracy check out Wiki.

Now don’t get me wrong. I’m open to suggestion and debate, but quit pulling random crap out of your ass from a Coast2CoastAM show and trying to pawn it off on me. Hell, I like Coast to Coast, but I realize that it is pretty much 90% fictitious and created solely for ratings. Just like the great Alex Jones and his videos of secret societies and propaganda videos. These guys are all great. I admire them really. They are born entertainers. They decided to use their gifts to prey on peoples’ emotions and make money off of it. 9/11 is a big money maker you know.

Anyways, I don’t know why I’m rambling on here. I just saw another 9/11 conversation on a board the other day and had to put something here about it because 9/11 debates always are the same. Just like the Atheist in most religious debates, the ones that believe the official story pretty much act like anyone who questions it is an idiot. Instead of “Logic” as a tagline, these guys just use the phrase “Common Sense” to show these crackpots that they really should seek some sort of professional help.

This is one of the most annoying things on message boards. Some guy wants to bring up a topic and writes and extremely long post, but they decide that they aren’t going to write paragraphs, but instead a Wall O’ Text. Nobody will read a Wall O’ Text. It is difficult to read and puts a major strain on the eyes. Whoever wrote that long blob of words just completely wasted their time.

When you see a huge paragraph that discusses every topic ever imagined in a 2000 word Wall O’ Text that is all you have to say to the writer. The next post immediately following it should include only the words:

“Wall O’ Text”

People say these terms on boards all the time by abbreviating them. “LOL!”, or “LMAO!”, “ROFL!”, and even in extreme circumstances where it all comes togehter “ROFLMAO!”. I find it hard to believe that anyone actually rolls around on the floor and laughs their ass off. I know I never have and I’ve smoked weed. I suppose with some serious mental issues it may happen, but it can’t be common. So really…if someone says “lol” which means “Laughing out loud”, do you really believe they are? Sure what you said might be funny, but come on. Unless you get a response of “ROFLMAO!” I doubt you can really even think what you posted is that high of comedy. After all “lol” is basically like a grin in the internet world. Yeah it is funny, but I’m not going to risk the people in my home thinking I’m going insane to actually laugh at loud for it.

Now I’ve noticed that this stuff is actually said in real life. In fact I have actually had to bite my toungue a few times from saying one of these abbreviated expressions out loud. I’ve actually heard people say “lawl” to express the term “lol” to me before, or “roffle” ro express “ROFL”. Some day you will hear your parents bust out with a good old “roffle” to one of your jokes and you will wonder if life is really this screwed up. It is.