This is a pretty good widget. I have most of these games on here as stand alone games, but this one actually has a few dozen all in one widget that you can play. So far I have seen Pac Man, Q Bert, Ghosts and Goblins, Super Mario World, and many others. All you have to do is at the top of the box select what game genre you want to play. Most of the good ones are in the “Arcade”, or in the “Platform” options. Glad to see there are no ads for weight loss pills or anything on it either. At least I haven’t seen any.

Of course not all the games I have on here are in the widget so look at the sidebar for others—->. Super Mario 3 Online is by far the greatest game ever and having it online here is pretty handy. My site slips by most firewalls at work so you can waste your employer’s money playing games here :).

Today we pay homage to one of the best games ever. Roller Coaster Tycoon! When windows computers first came out the best games were always the Sim games. NOT The Sims, but the Sim games like Sim City, Roller Coaster Tycoon, etc. Certainly The Sims were great games, but I always liked the Tycoon and City games.

Who can forget jacking up the price of umbrellas to $10 each at the Information Kiosk when the weather in the corner started to get cloudy? Rape the guests of their money when it rained because they were too scared to get wet. How else would you make money in a thunderstorm? Guests were too scared to go on the rides! Too bad you couldn’t set them up for an auto insurance quote, or some sort of accident protection insurance for the park to make extra cash at the time.

Why do people have their Handymen mow the grass in that game? Nobody cares. Damn vandals don’t think too much of your park benches. Dirtiest Park in the Country Award for those too cheap to hire good help. Damn handymen would never keep their paths clean even when you had them on set tiles. That big pile of puke could sit there for hours and he would just keep walking ALMOST to it and then turn around and go back the other way.

Guest Torture was a must:

Man…what a great game. Pretty easy to find right now too for immediate play if you know what I mean ;).

I remember this game from the arcade, but don’t really remember ever playing it more than a few times. Seemed like it was on one of those sit down consoles where you had controls on both sides so you could have more than one player. Anyways it is a pure arcade classic. Not sure the colors are real accurate in this version though. I seem to remember Moon Patrol being more of a bluish color than the brown that shows up on here. This looks more like Mars Patrol. I also thought that you shot stright up in Moon Patrol as well, but this shoots at an angle and forward. Anyways, it is a time waster while lounging on your memory foam mattress that you can play along with the other classics on here.

Controls:

Jump with Up Arrow
Fire with the Space Bar
Speed up is Forward Arrow
Slow Down is Back Arrow

This may not be the greatest game ever made, but it sure is one of those games that you can play for a while. Simon is a classic game form like 1943 and has been around ever since. If you don’t know how to play this then you are probably lacking the intelligence to remember more than 2-3 rounds of it anyways so just go watch TV, or play with your air tools. Maybe you will hurt yourself.

Controls are pretty obvious. The damn thing blinks. You remember the order and click ont he colored button with the mouse until you have that round’s sequence completed. Go until you screw up.

UPDATE: IMPORTANT NOTE! This game uses the latest version of the Java Runtime Environment. If you have issues please go here and download the latest version for your browser. I apologize if you have issues when loading this page. The good news is that you now know your Java is outdated

By far the best Mario game for the NES, and now it can be played online free.

Click in the screen to make it active. I put it here because it is more likely that my site will pass a work firewall ;). Controls and instructions are listed below the game.

To get the player select to pop up on the intro screen you need to hit “Enter” and then “Enter” again after you make the selection. Not sure how to select a 2 Player game though. If someone figures it out please leave a comment. You hit “X” to enter a level. The only other thing that isn’t easily figured out is the selecting one of your items on the World Screen. That is where you can hook yourself up with a mushroom, leaf, plant, etc. Just hit “Z” while on the world screen to access that.

The controls are:

Right Arrow = Move Right
Left Arrow = Move Left
Up Arrow = Enter Section
Down Arrow = Enter Pipe / Duck
X = Jump / Enter Level
Z = Run Faster / Fly
Enter = Start